DNA paternity test
Painless cheek swab for father and child, collected privately or at home. Peace-of-mind and legal (court-admissible) options.
From โฆ380,000
Legal paternity: โฆ700,000
Results in 5-10 working days
Book privatelyMedicines, testing and professional support for adults, handled privately and delivered discreetly.
18+ service. Nothing you tell us is shared, and no product names appear on your label.

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Private request
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Pharmacist or clinician
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Test if needed
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Medicine
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Discreet delivery
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Follow-up
Prescription medicines need pharmacist review first. Plain packaging, no product names on the label.
At a partner lab or with a home kit. Results go to you alone.
Painless cheek swab for father and child, collected privately or at home. Peace-of-mind and legal (court-admissible) options.
From โฆ380,000
Legal paternity: โฆ700,000
Results in 5-10 working days
Book privatelyGenotype, blood group, HIV, hepatitis B and C, syphilis - plus fertility and hormone add-ons for couples planning marriage.
From โฆ75,000
Advanced screening: โฆ97,000
Results in 2-5 working days
Book privatelyQuick 4-in-1 self-test kits delivered in plain packaging, or a full clinic screen for chlamydia, gonorrhoea and more.
From โฆ24,700
Lab screening: โฆ80,000โโฆ135,000
Self-test in 20 minutes
Book privatelyLiver, kidney, sugar, cholesterol and hormonal profile tests for anyone who wants a full private check.
From โฆ57,500
Organ function test: โฆ72,000
Results in 2-4 working days
Book privately
A painless cheek swab, over 99.99% accurate. Choose peace-of-mind or a legal, court-admissible test with witnessed collection.
Peace of mind โฆ380,000 ยท Legal โฆ700,000

Genotype, blood group, HIV, hepatitis and syphilis for both partners, with counselling on what the results mean for your family.
Standard โฆ75,000 ยท Advanced โฆ97,000

Body-safe toys, beginner kits, cuffs and blindfolds, with clear guidance on consent, safe words and hygiene. Plain, unbranded packaging.
Not recommended during pregnancy. If you become pregnant between doses, finish the course after delivery.
Message a pharmacist about anything. Nothing is shared, and no product names appear on your label.
Plain packaging, no product names on the label.
Every order reviewed by a registered pharmacist.
Discreet dispatch within the hour, anywhere in Nigeria.
This information is general guidance from Nigerian and WHO recommendations, not a diagnosis. A pharmacist or doctor will advise on what is right for you. In an emergency call 112.